10. Two words: "thunder adept".
9. Three words: "also fire adept".
8. He's totally green.
7. He has better taste in princesses. Trust Mario to fall for a tease like Peach.
6. Who else do you know who can spin-jump down a mountain and not get dizzy?
5. Second-fiddles have more talent than the concertmaster.
4. There's no better Yoshi trainer from here to Dinosaur Land.
3. He is the better jumper, after all.
2. Did I say "thunder and fire adept?"
1. No one else can make hoovering look cool.