You know, there are many people in the country today who, by no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane, others became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny, little minds, to help cure these unfortunate people of their sanity. You can start in small ways, with pingpong ball eyes and a funny voice; then you can paint one half of your body red and the other half green; and, for no particular reason, you can go, "NERR-NERR-NERR!"; and you can jump about in a bowl of treacle going, "SQUAWK-SQUEERK-SQUARK-SQUACK-SQUAWK!"; then you can roll about on the floor going, "P'TING! P'TING! P'TING!"
Thank you for your time.